Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...