I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...