A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...