Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...