Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
How do you make a cat drink?
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Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
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There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
M and M’s are too smart!
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Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...