Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayingin all...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...