Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!