12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...