The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John