Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....