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A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
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Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...