What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...