Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...