Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...