Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...