Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...