Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...