Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...