Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.