Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...