Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.