Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...