If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...