What has two legs and bleeds?
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Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
M&M Factory
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Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
OLD never dies
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Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...