What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...