What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...