Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...