Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...