Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...