A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...