Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...