Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!