Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...