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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...