Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...