If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...