The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...