Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...