Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....