The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...