Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...