The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
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Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...