The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...