Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...