Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...