Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...