An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.