A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...