What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...