Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...