Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....