I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....